allergies — a song parody

This is a song parody of Maroon 5’s “Misery” — appropriate title is appropriate.

So stuffed and congested
that I can hardly breathe;
I tried a million things
that grant me no reprieve.
Although these cats are way more
lethal than they seem,
I love them way too much
to ever set them free.
So let me be,
my allergies~

I am in misery;
there ain’t nobody
with a remedy.
Why is this happening?
My kitties are slowly killing me.
Oh, my allergies are bad,
my allergies are bad.
Oh, it really makes me mad,
it really makes me mad.

Your fluffy fur and how
it irritates my eyes —
the way it feels to sneeze
at least a thousand times.
My eyes are raw and red
and ringed with tattered scars;
no peace at home or work —
should I sleep in the car?
Oh, let me be,
my allergies~

I am in misery;
there ain’t nobody
with a remedy.
Why is this happening?
My kitties are slowly killing me.
Oh, my allergies are bad,
my allergies are bad.
Oh, it really makes me mad,
it really makes me mad.

Oh, how my lungs are aching
with every breath I’m taking;
they keep me wide awake and
waiting for the sun.
I’m desperate and confused;
I’ve got the drug store blues;
I will get better,
don’t care where I have to run.

Why do you do what you do to me?
Why can’t you let me be, let me be?
Why do you do what you do to me?
Why can’t you let me be, let me be?

I am in misery;
there ain’t nobody
with a remedy.
Why is this happening?
My kitties are slowly killing me.
Oh, my allergies are bad,
my allergies are bad.
Oh, it really makes me mad,
it really makes me mad.

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